“So I raise a morphine toast to you. And, should you remember that it’s the anniversary of my birth, remember that you were loved by me and you made my life a happy one. And there’s no tragedy in that. “
i might not know how to flirt but i do know how to make everyone uncomfortable in 3 seconds flat which i consider to be more valuable in the long run anyway



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[mocktopus]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yl64JXHu1qewacoo1_500.jpg)

